Brewskee-Ball: Skeeson 1 - Week 3

It's Thursday... which can only mean one thing... Brewskee-Ball and $1.00 Mystery Beers at Buckhead!

Here's your weekly Brewskee-Ball update:"I think that reality TV is so bad. It is a tool by the media to make people not think." -- Naveen Andrews

Greetings High Rollers!

I hope you're all having a great Wednesday thus far and resting up for Week 3 action tomorrow night! For those of you that witnessed the skeebacle that was Kelly Anne last week - I apologize. But I don't. But I do. But I don't. What a nightmare, huh? Even my little nieces and nephews know that you don't crawl up the skeeball lane to put your ball in the hole. Did anyone get video of that? If so, hit me up! I'm sure we could sell it to the paparaskee for a few bucks.

1) Week 2 Recap
2) Make-Up Night - Change of Date
3) Stats and Schedule
4) New SKEESPN cover
5) Video of the Week
6) Last Week's Trivia
7) This Week's Trivia

1) WEEK 2 RECAP
Week 2 saw most of the teams improve their scores significantly. Ali Baba and The 40 Skeeves found a superstar in Nat, as he led the squad with an impressive 28.5 average. Tim Skeebow continues to climb the charts and has currently claimed the second place position. Andre Agaskee has apparently found their 40 as they improved from a 618 in Week 1 to a 793 in Week 2! Pirates of the Carriskeein have taken an early lead on the rest of the teams....and yes, Brian may be a ringer, but he got lucky when he signed Miller Time and Desiree to his squad. He knew them from his grad school days so they came out one night to check out the league. After they finished in second place in one of the pre-skeeson tournaments, he decided to sign them to the squad. The signing bonus was a pitcher of Miller Lite, with a special clause written in that for every Full Circle rolled, Miller Time received an extra pitcher. Are the Pirates a lock to chug from the Brewskee Mug? Or will Tim Skeebow, Skeet Skeet MoFuggas, Skeed Marks or Cougars In Training be able to topple them? Or perhaps one of the teams that have yet to play will come in strong and take over the league? The answers to all of these questions can be found at Buckhead Saloon tomorrow night!

2) MAKE-UP NIGHT - CHANGE OF DATE
Two of the squads that need to make-up can't make it this Friday, so we're gonna postpone the make-up night. The new date will be Wednesday, January 7th beginning at 7pm.

Skeet Shooters, Team Krzyzweskee, Skeen Smith's All-Stars, Skeez Nuts, and That's What Skee Said - Mark your Calendars!

3) STATS AND SCHEDULE
Week 3 Schedule: http://www.brewskeeball.com/?pk=80
Please please please arrive 10-15 minutes before your match. Especially you 7:00 rollers. Thanks!

Stats through Week 2: http://www.brewskeeball.com/?pk=81

4) NEW SKEESPN COVER
MTV's The Roll World - Click here to see this cover


This is a true story of six strangers picked to live together. By strangers I mean semi-attractive egomaniacs. And by live together I mean drink copious amounts of gratuitous alcohol in a rent-free environment, hook up with each other and go to their "job" about once a week.

But oh no, this true story doesn't end there! After the show ends, these six strangers continue to stretch out their 15 minutes of fame and D-list celebridom in bars across America! And luckily for all of us, Buckhead Saloon was one of those stops this past Thursday night.

I was expecting both Wes and Kelly Anne to be complete jacka$$es. I was only half right. Wes was a pretty cool guy. Kelly Anne - wow. Was she really that drunk? Please for the love of all that is holy, someone tell me they got video of her crawling up the lane and under the net to put her ball in the hundo. Anyone anyone? I got a few pics, but nothing great. If you do have pics or video of Kelly Anne the Skeetard, shoot them my way.

5) VIDEO OF THE WEEK
Ehren (Brewper Scoopers) gives us a solid performance as he rolls a 320!

Check out the video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X8Pq-rznDI

6) LAST WEEK'S TRIVIA
Q: What is the name of the bar in San Francisco that hosts Brewskee-Ball?
A: Buckshot.

Congrats to Lu (ASkeeD's) who was the first to answer correctly.

7) THIS WEEK'S TRIVIA
First person to answer correctly will receive a free pitcher of Miller Lite.

Q: In the classic movie "A Christmas Story", what is Ralphie's little brother's name?

Alright kids, it's your last night of Brewskee-Ball before we take a few weeks off, so c'mon out and find your 40! Skee everyone tomorrow night!

Let The Good Times Roll,
Brian
See you all tonight!